Squidward Adventure In The Alternate Universe/Transcript

• [The episode start with Squidward gardening in his yard]
• Spongebob: Hey Squidward, do you want to play with me?
• Squidward: Why you not play with your best friend instead of me?
• Spongebob: Patrick sick so he can't play with me right now.
• Squidward: Oh dear! Well, i wish i can play with you, but, as you see, i'm busy gardening right now so my answer is no.
• Spongebob: It's okay, im understand. Bye Squidward! [Spongebob walking away from Squidward]
• Narrator: 5 minutes later
• Squidward: Well, it looks like i'm done with all this gardening stuff. [Squidward put his gardening tools in his shed] Now what should i do?
• Spongebob: You can play with me!
• Squidward: Sorry Spongebob! But i'm too tired to play with you right now! What i need right now is a rest in my beautiful home!
• Spongebob: Well, okay then! Have a nice rest! Bye Squidward! [Spongebob walk away from Squidward]
• Narrator: 15 minutes later
• [Squidward reading a magazine in his house when Spongebob knocking at the front door]
• Squidward: [Open the front door] who's there?
• Spongebob: Do you want to play with me now?
• Squidward: No! [Squidward slam the front door]
• Spongebob: [Knocking at the front door again]
• Squidward: [Open the front door again]
• Spongebob: How about now?
• Squidward: No!!! [Squidward slam the front door again]
• Spongebob: [Knocking the front door again]
• Squidward: [Open the front door again] Listen Spongebob!!! If you say that word one more time...
• Spongebob: How about now?
• Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!! [Squidward running away from Spongebob]
• Spongebob: Squidward! Wait!
• [The scene skipped to Squidward entering Sandy's treedome]
• Squidward: Sandy! you got to help me!
• Sandy: Why? What happened?
• Squidward: I need to get away from Spongebob!
• Sandy: Well, you can use my teleportation machine to transport yourself to another...
• Squidward: Thank you Sandy! [Squidward get into Sandy's teleportation machine]
• Sandy: Squidward! Wait!
• [Squidward press the start button on Sandy's teleportation machine]
• Sandy: I got bad feeling about this!
• Squidward: Hey, what is happening here? [The machine starting to shake] Aaaaaaaaaa!!!!! [The machine stop shaking] Wow, that is one rough ride! Now how do i get out from this thing? [The teleportation machine door automatically open] Wow, that is easier than i tought! Now where am i?
• King Clarinatus: Welcome to Planet Clarinatus! I am King Clarinatus! the ruler of this planet. And who are you, young octopus?
• Squidward: Me? Oh yeah! Me! My name is Squidward Tentacles, your majesty!
• King Clarinatus: You are welcome here, Squidward! Do you mind if we ask you to stay in our planet for the rest of the day?
• Squidward: Not at all your majesty!
• King Clarinatus: Great! We promise! You will have the best day in your life in here!
• Squidward: Oh, i'm sure about that your majesty!
• King Clarinatus: Let the big celebration begin!
• [Squidward, King Clarinatus, and all the citizen of Planet Clarinatus celebrating Squidward visit to their planet]
• Narrator: 10 hours later
• Squidward: That was awesome! Do you and your people do that every time someone visit your planet?
• King Clarinatus: Yes, yes we are! Well, it's time for you to go home! We hope you enjoyed your trip to our planet!
• Squidward: Of course! How can i not enjoyed this trip? There is no way i can get a more incredible visit than this one! I will never forget this moment in my entire life! Well, it's pretty sad to leave this planet, but i belong to earth! [Squidward entered the teleportation machine] Bye bye your majesty! Bye bye citizen of Planet Clarinatus! Bye bye Planet Clarinatus! [Squidward press the start button again, the machine starts to shake again]
• Squidward: Home sweet home, here i come! [The machine door open again] Hey, this is not Bikini Bottom! This is a giant office! I wonder who worked here? What the?! [Squidward looking a poster that readed "Spongebob Squarepants, created by Stephen Hillenburg] "Created by Stephen Hillenburg"? What does it mean? Huh? [Squidward see a Truth or Square poster] that is me when i get locked inside the Krusty Krab freezer with Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr Krabs! What is this place? [Squidward looking at a Nickelodeon logo poster] i have to get out from here! [Squidward get into the teleportation machine and press the start button again] I want to go home! [The machine door open again] Oops! [A big monster staring at Squidward] Wrong universe! [Squidward press the start button again, the door soon open again] Hey, what's this? [A sign readed "No teleportation allowed"]
• Police fish: [Giving Squidward a ticket] I'm tired giving ticket to dumb people!
• Squidward: Hey! [Squidward throw the ticket]
• Police fish: [Come back to squidward] No trashing! [Give Squidward another ticket]
• Squidward: Stupid rule! [Squidward press the start button again, the door soon open again] What's this? [A sign readed "Welcome to Pluto"] No, wrong place! [Squidward press the start button again, the door soon open again] Spongebob? Is that you? Oh Spongebob! I missed you so much!
• Spongebob: So, is that mean you want to play with me now, Squidward?
• Squidward: [smilling at the audience] Nooo!!!!! [Squidward throw Spongebob from his house]
• Spongebob: Okay, bye Squidward [The episode end]