This is the seventeenth (prod. no 12A) episode of the popular SpongeBob spin-off, Squid Vs. Squid.
|Characters:||Squidward, Squilliam, SpongeBob, Paparazzi, Mr. Krabs (cameo), Patrick (cameo)|
|Guest Character(s):||Bikini Bottomites,|
|Previous Episode:||Krabby Squids|
|Next Episode:||The Squid Apple|
Squilliam tries to find out why Squidward is getting lots of photos taken by the paparazzi, but he snaps when he finds out that Squidward has achieved worldwide fame.
- Patrick appears as a paparazzi.
- This is the first episode to have an online transcript.
Squilliam is drinking tea in his living room.
Squilliam: Hm...I wonder what Squid-Baby is up to. (laugh)
Bulter walks up to Squilliam.
Butler: Good morning, Sir Squilliam. Is there anything that I may do for you this fine day?
Squilliam: Butler, clean this mess up.
Squilliam drops tea on ground, breaking the glass.
Squilliam: I am going to visit someone.
The butler pulls out a dustpan and broom from his pockets, sweeping the broken bits of glass.
Cut to the inside of the Krusty Krab, Squilliam opens the doors and walks over to Squidward.
Squilliam: Squidward, How is it going? Still a cashier, I see. (bursts out laughing)
Squidward: (Sighs) You're half right.
Squilliam: Of course I-- Wait... Half right?
Squidward: Oh, never mind that.
A Paparazzi punches the Krusty Krab doors, breaking them. and takes a picture of Squidward. Squilliam falls to the ground, rubbing his eyes.
Squilliam: Ha! If they're considering putting that in a magazine, it's going to be the one for Bikini Bottom's biggest losers! (laugh)
Squilliam walks out of the Krusty Krab, jumping over the glass. The butler is then seen running into the Krusty Krab, brushing the glass into his dustpan.
Cut to a street, Squilliam is walking when he sees flashing. He runs to the scene, where a group of paparazzi are gathered around a hooded clarinet player.
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