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  • [The episode started with thousand of boat gathering in the starting line]
  • News fish: Welcome to the 4th International Pacific Ocean Boat Racing! Once in every 10 year, thousand racers across the oceans gather in here, the coast of Sidney, Australia, for a race more than 7400 miles to the coast of San Francisco, USA! The racer who finish in the first place will receive a mystery prize!
  • Spongebob: Wow! I can believe i can get a seat on oceans' biggest boat racing!
  • Patrick: Yeah, me too!
  • Spongebob: Hey look! Its Squidward! [Spongebob and Patrick approaching to Squidward] Hello Squidward! Hey, nice helmet!
  • Squidward: Oh, thank you! Im going to wear this helmet for the entire race!
  • Spongebob: The entire race? You entering the race?!!!
  • Both Spongebob and Patrick: Wooooowww...!!!
  • Spongebob: Good luck winning the race, Squidward!
  • Squilliam: Yeah, but im sure that i'll the one who finish in the first place!
  • Spongebob: Squilliam Fancyson?!
  • Squilliam: That's right! It's me! Squilliam Fancyson!
  • Squidward: What?! Squilliam Fancyson?! What are you doing here?!
  • Squilliam: You think what? I'm entering the race!
  • Squidward: Noooooooooo!!!!!!! [Squidward staring directly at Squilliam and shouted] Forget it, Squilliam! I'm going to win the first prize and you going down!!
  • Squilliam: Well, good luck with that! [Squilliam walk away from Squidward]
  • Squidward: I'll show him! I'll show him who's the best!
  • Spongebob: Well, good luck with that, Squidward! Bye!
  • Patrick: Bye, Squidward!
  • [The scene skip to near the beginning of the race]
  • Squilliam: [staring directly at Squidward] Good luck winning againts me, Squidward! Hahahahaha!
  • Squidward: [staring directly at Squlliam] I'll show him!
  • [A gun triggered, marked the beginning of the race, all the boat go through the starting line]
  • News fish: And there hey go through the starting line!
  • Spongebob: Woohoo! Go Squidward!
  • Squidward: I'm going to win this, i'm going to win this, i'm going to win this!
  • Narrator: 1000 miles later
  • Squidward: Here comes rest area number 2! Wow! I can believe i can go this far in 1 day!
  • Narrator: 5000 miles later
  • Squidward: Hahahahaha! Rest area number 12! Huhuhu! I almost get crazy right now! Hahaha! I'm going to beat Squilliam Fancyson! Hahahahahahaha!
  • Squilliam: [Staring directly at Squidward] Ha! I don't so, Squidward!
  • Squidward: I not talking to you! Magic talking clarinet! Hahahahaha!
  • Narrator: 1000 miles later
  • Squidward: I been driving for a week! But soon i will reach the finish line!
  • Squilliam: [Staring directly at Squidward] Yeah! On the last place! Hahahahaha!
  • Squidward: Stop talking to me!
  • Narrator: 400 miles later
  • Squidward: This is it! I only a few miles away from the finish line! I'm going to win this race!
  • Squilliam: [Staring directly at Squidward] Oh yeah? We'll see about that!
  • Squidward: [Staring angrily at Squilliam] Hah! Your going down!
  • [The scene change to Spongebob Patrick, and other crowd waiting in the finish line]
  • Patrick: [Suprised] Spongebob, look! [Patrick pointing at a hot dog seller]
  • Hot dog seller: Hot dog! Hot dog!
  • Spongebob: [Suprised] Hot dog!
  • Narrator: 2 hot dog later
  • Spongebob: Here comes the first bite! [Spongebob bite his hot dog]
  • Narrator: 5 minutes later
  • [Spongebob and Patrick almost finish eating their hot dog]
  • Spongebob: Well, here comes the last bite! [Spongebob and Patrick finished eating their hot dog]
  • Patrick: Hey look, is that Squidward and Squilliam? [Patrick pointing at Squidward and Squilliam racing each other]
  • News Fish: Here comes our contestant Squidward Tentacles and Squilliam Fancyson! Squidward leading! No wait! Squilliam leading! Squidward! Squilliam! The winner of the race is... [Squidward and Squilliam cross the finish line] Wow, let's see that again in slow motion! [The end of the race are repeated in slow motion] It's a tie!
  • Both Squidward and Squilliam: A tie?!
  • News fish: That's right, a tie! You both win the first prize!
  • Both Squidward and Squilliam: Woohoo!!!
  • Squidward: So, what's the mystery prize?
  • News fish: The mysterious prize is... A three night stay at the most expensive hotel in the oceans!
  • Both Squidward and Squilliam: Woohoo!!!
  • News fish: Wait! There's more! You also win a free ticket to Kelpy G clarinet concert, and meet Kelpy G himself!
  • Both Squidward and Squilliam: Woohoo!!! Yeah!!! [3 jet planes fly above squidward and squilliam]
  • Goofy Goober: [suddenly appear on screen] This race brought to you by goofy goober ice cream party boat! Goofy goober yeah!

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