Patrick's Guide to Making Accidents Happen is a short by RG42.
Air date: May 3rd, 2015 (Premiered March 10th, 2015 on SBFW)
Plot[]
Patrick shows an example of how to make accidents happen.
Transcript[]
- [Patrick appears on the screen]
- Patrick: Hello, people. Ever wonder how accidents happen easily? Well, let me show you.
- [A big truck goes half way over the railroad track, then Patrick gets out of it with farmer clothes on]
- Patrick: Well, I'm just gonna leave my truck here. Not like a train is coming.
- [As he walks away, a big diesel engine comes fast and hits the truck to pieces]
- Boss: What did you just do?!!!!
- Patrick: (Laughs) That's easy. I just pulled up halfway on the tracks, I got out of the truck, then I let it get smashed to pieces!!!
- Boss: Patrick, you're fired!
- Patrick: Alright. (Walks away)
- Boss: (Looks at the camera) What are you looking at?!!!!
- [Short ends]