Waluigi:[pressing the tv remote] Eh!? I'm just trying to find a good show! It's hard to watch something that doesn't involve fish! [stops on the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy channel]] Eh? A show about some human superheroes?
Announcer: In the new adventures of Mermaid Man Barnacle Boy! [the scene shifts over to a burning building] Our heroes are seen trying to stop this unusal underwater burning building!
Mermaid Man: Barnacle Boy! That fire is growing and growing by the second!
Barnacle Boy: Looks like it's time for the...
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: Hero Tornado! Unite!
[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy swim around in a circle and it forms an underwater torando that puts out the fire. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are cheered on by their fans mainly the elderly ladies]
Mermaid Man: And just to let you know: Always remember to turn off your stove after you finish cooking! Or it will lead to a combustion of fire!
[the show ends]
Wario:[in rage] Grr... How did those two prunes get all of those chicks like that?!
Waluigi: Wario, they were old fish...
Wario: I don't care! Chicks are chicks and I want all of them! If "being a hero" is what it takes, then I will try!
Waluigi: We're far from being heroes eh...
Wario: Shut it, Waluigi! I said we're going to be heroes and that's what we are going to do! Now, SUIT UP!!!
[Wario and Waluigi change into their Wario Man and Waluigi Boy outfits]
Wario Man: Ah, ha, ha! Time to get some chicks!
Waluigi Boy: Yeah!
[the scene changes to in town of Bikini Bottom where SpongeBob and Mario are wating in a long line for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's autographs.]
SpongeBob: I can't wait to get autographs from my two heroes!
Mario: Hmm. You have to respect them for still fighting crime at their age!
Mermaid Man: -finishes signing another autograph- And remember: We will always try not to stop evil!
Barnacle Boy: It's "We WILL always try to stop evil!"
SpongeBob: Ooh! I'm up next! [walks up to Mermaid Man] Hey, Mermaid Man! Can you sign my dvd cover?
Mermaid Man: Sure! Who should I make it out to?
Wario Man: You're worse enemies! Ah, ha, ha!
Mermaid Man: Okay. [starts signing the dvd] To my worse enemies...
Barnacle Boy: Huh?
[Wario Man and Waluigi Boy reveal themselves]
Mario: It's Wario and Waluigi! And, why are they wearing those costumes?
Wario Man: Elderly chumps! Meet your worse nightmares! Wario Man!
Waluigi Boy: And Waluigi Man!
Wario Man:[hits Waluigi Boy on the head] Waluigi BOY you numbskull! I'm the MAN here!
Mermaid Man: What did he say, Barnacle Boy? Something about mans and boys?
Barnacle Boy: I don't know but their costumes are horrendous...
Wario Man: Well! Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! We challenge you to a contest of heroes!
SpongeBob: Ooh! A contest!
Mario: Wario and Waluigi are far from being "heroes"...
Mermaid Man: He wants to what Barnacle Boy? Do our laundry?
Barnacle Boy:[facepalm] No! I think these youngesters want to challenge us.
Waluigi Boy:[stomping the ground] WHO ARE YOU CALLING "YOUNGSTERS!?"
Wario Man: I know I'M a MAN! Again you two prunes! We challenge you to a "Heroes Challenge!
Barnacle Boy: Oh no...
Mario: What's a "Heroes Challenge?"
Barnacle Boy: Sigh...it's a challenge where two teams must challenge each other to a three stage contest until there are winners. We HAVE to accept this...[notices Mermaid Man sleeping] Hey! Wake up you old coot!
Mermaid Man:[wakes up] Huh? What? Oh! We accept this challenge!
Wario Man: Ah, ha, ha! It's not like you have a choice!
Waluigi Boy: Prepared to get thrashed! Yeah!
SpongeBob: Go Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Mario: I have a bad feeling about this...
[the scene changes to downtown with the two teams (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and Wario Man and Waluigi Boy) with an announcer and a large crowd]
Announcer: Here it is ladies and gentlemen! It's Bikini Bottom's First Annual Hero's Challenge! Whoever wins the most of three rounds will be Bikini Bottom's saviors! The first team are the eldery duo that loves long naps: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
[the crowd cheers for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]
Mermaid Man: Time to stop evil!
Barnacle Boy: Let's make this quick. It's Tuesday and at 6pm, they'll be serving meatloaf.
SpongeBob: Go Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Announcer: And the other team are the evil duo that, for some reason, want to become heroes: Wario Man and Waluigi Boy!
[the crowd boo for them]
Wario Man: Yeah! Keep those "Boos" coming!
Waluigi Boy: Eh...
Mario: I still don't trust them two playing fair...
[bubble transition to the starting line in town]
Announcer: Okay, ladies and gentlemen! In the first event, the two teams must stop a robbery at the Bank not so far away!
Mermaid Man: Well will stop this evil doer! EVIL DOER!!!
Barnacle Boy: How come I have a feeling this won't end well?
Wario Man: Let's win this so we will get ALL of the attention!
Waluigi Boy: Yeah!
Announcer: Okay! Time to go in 3, 2, 1! [blows horn]
Mermaid Man: Barnacle Boy! To the bank! Away!
Barnacle Boy: Let's get this over with...
[both Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy swim away toward the bank while Wario Man and Waluigi Boy are scheming]
Wario Man: Forget the long way, Waluigi Boy! We're taking the sewer!
Waluigi Boy: The SEWER?! Why?!
Wario Man: Because it's quicker and it smells good down there! [gets into the sewer]
Waluigi Boy: Only you think it smells down there. I think you're nose is old... [follows him]
[at the bank; the robber has stolen the money]
Robber: Thanks for the loot, fools! Now, I am off!
Mermaid Man: Hold it right there villain! Unhand that money or feel the wrath of Mermaid Man...
Barnacle Boy: We're really doing that? Fine, and Barnacle Boy...
Robber: Never! [starts to run away]
Mermaid Man: You can't escape from our Water Balls! [starts tossing water balls at the robber]
Barnacle Boy:[sarcastically] Good job, Mermaid Man. Just keep it up.
Robber:[evading them] Hah! You can't stop me of balls made of water!
Wario Man:[appears from the sewer] Ah, hah, hah! What a shortcut!
Waluigi Boy: Yuck! I need a bath!
Robber:[runs into Wario Man and Waluigi Boy] Oh no. More heroes...
Wario Man: That's right! Now, hand over that bag! [snatches the bag of money] Success!
Waluigi Boy: Yeah! We won!
Wario Man:[suddenly runs off with the bag of money and is laughing]
Waluigi Boy: WARIO MAN!!!
Announcer: Since Wario Man ran off with stolen money, that disqulifies him and Waluigi Boy. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy win the first round!
SpongeBob: YEAH! Go Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! [cheering with the rest of the crowd]
Waluigi Boy:[facepalm] Idiot...
[bubble transition back into town near a burning building]
Announcer: Alrighty, ladies and gentlemen! The next round involves saving a citizen from a burning building!
Nat Peterson: HELP! HELP!
Announcer: I wonder who will win this round? Remember that Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy stopped a bigger fire than this so it should be a piece of cake for them!
Barnacle Boy: Great... Another burning building!
Mermaid Man: This should be a hoot, Barnacle Boy! We just stopped a burning building last year!
Barnacle Boy: It was yesterday!
Wario Man: Waluigi Boy... I have a plan!
Waluigi Boy: A great idea I suppose?
Wario Man: Of course! Hah, hah, hah!
Mario: Is it safe to put a real citizen in danger like that?
Announcer: Okay. Let's get this next round started! -blows horn-
Mermaid Man: Here we go, Barnacle Boy! Time to form the Hero Tornado!
Barnacle Boy: I get more and more dizzy everytime we use that...
[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy begin to swim around the burning building forming an underwater tornado to put it out]
Wario Man: That's right... Do all of the work for us!
Mermaid Man:[the fire has been put out] Don't worry citizen! I'm coming up there to save you!
Wario Man: I think not! Time to have your naps you prunes! Sleep bomb fire! [fires a sleep bomb that puts Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to sleep] Ah, ha, ha!
Waluigi Boy: Yeah!
Announcer: What's this?! Wario Man has fired something at Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy that has put them to sleep!